Hot off the presses!

POTUS Trump has issued an Executive Order that changes the bidding at bridge games.

No longer will the following bids be allowed:  One no Trump, two no Trump, three no Trump. You get the trend.

What will be allowed is:  One no Pelosi, two no Schumer, three no Obama, four no Biden, five no Cuomo, six  (you pick it).

If you violate these new rules, The FBI and the DOJ people that tried to destroy the Trump presidency will come after you.

I kid you not.

John Messina

East Williston